You know you're pregnant when...
- You're bulldog can walk faster than you on walks.
- You wear leggings for 5 days in a row and feel no shame.
- When you beg your husband to get a treadmill for each other's Christmas gift...then you find one on sale, purchase, have him and a friend spend 30 minutes getting it through the front door...and still have yet to use.
- When you need to lean back to get momentum to get yourself outta the car.
- When you complain about your how much your back hurts in you in 90% of the emails you send your husband daily.
- Pour Pom Wonderful Juice into a wine class and pretend it's wine when you get home from teaching at a Title 1 school...(while eating chocolate...in a warm bubble bath...lit by candlelight). I know.
You're too funny and yet it's all so true! Looks like I have much to look forward to, but already have a head start on the leggings haha
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